1. 2 years ago  from minoruhiei (originally from amaranthyst)
   You know you're addicted to Ragnarok Online when . . .

   minoruhiei:

   fatalnocturne:

   1. You run around in your underwear because it gives better stats.
   2. You are married, but have never seen your wife.
   3. You have callusses on your wrists from long days partying.
   4. You punch someone, and then are disappointed because no numbers appeared.
   5. Your best friends live thousands of miles away.
   6. You wont squish a bug cause you don’t wanna get mobbed.
   7. You know the difference between Einbroch and Einbech, and can lead someone to both.
   8. You have sewn cards to your clothes to give you an advantage.
   9. You can tell a bot from a normal character, without speaking to it.
   10. You stab yourself to see where you respawn.
   11. You think having an Acolyte or  Priest at your side is the most important thing. 
   12. You wont buy a pair of jeans, cause they aren’t slotted.
   13. You can solo any boss in the game.
   14. You run when some one throws a twig on the ground.
   15. You have made your own potions.
   16. You squish a bug and expect to find a sword inside.
   17. You made a Poring out of Jello, just to hit it with a wooden sword.
   18. You skip homework, sleep and school just to play the game.
   19. You are not related to your “big brother” and he is nine years older than you.
   20. Your real-life best friend is beginning to understand the game.
   21. You know which servers are crowded, and which ones are not.
   22. You come to the door at noon still in your pajamas and still trying to play the game.
   23. Your real-life best friend is writing this list about you.
   24. You would rather pay more attention to your 50 million Zeny than your own bank account.
   25. You laugh like a Deviruchi.
   26. You hit your friends with a book.
   27. You carry those long umbrellas, thinking you’re a Paladin.
   28. You think you’re a smart just because your Int is 99.
   29. Your friends are discussing about where to go and party tonight and your first thought was GH.
   30. You wish you can warp to your destination whenever you are late.
   31. Your ID consists of a screenshot and a stat sheet.
   32. You tell your history teacher the crusades are still going on.
   33. You can write a fan fiction about those crusades.
   34. You have a stat sheet in your “inventory” pocket
   35. You whisper to someone and expect a chat window to appear.
   36. Your idea of a party includes a paladin, a high wizard, and a high preist.
   37. You can show a friend screenshots of each and every event.
   38. You aren’t in a gang at school, you’re in a guild.
   39. You’ll suddenly yell “Heal!” when one of your classmates is injured.
   40. You hit your dog, thinking that he’s a martyr.
   41. You use your magnifying glass when you don’t know an item.
   42. You try real hard for a huge sweat drop to appear in your head.
   43. You value you Ghostring card more than your baseball card.
   44. You’ll sit on a sidewalk waiting for someone to pinch you to buy something.
   45. You envy Nero because of his so called “level 10 Fire Wall”
   46. You have more characters than you have gigs of memory left on your computer.
   47. Your friends characters can yell out your name, and the whole Louyang Field will know who it is.
   48. You’ve beaten an Abysmal Knight with a thief using a Main Gauche.
   49. You fear sand piles.
   50. You would rather get mauled by a group of bears rather than go to a sand pit.
   51. You have an obsession for headgears.
   52. You sing/dance and expect an area of little music notes/hearts to float around you.
   53. You bring around a cart full of wooden swords and ‘self’ made potions
   54. You have more than one acount and all of them are full of maxed out-level transcendent characters with full equipments.
   55. You know the exact price of anything in Ragnarok Online.
   56. You dig a hole in the ground and shout, “Hide!” when you are playing Hide and Seek.
   57. You buy an eagle and try to train it
   58. You call someone who isn’t good at something a nub.
   59. You play more than 25 hours a day
   60. You expect everyone who plays an MMORPG to be playing RO.
   61. You don’t need a map to navigate any of the areas in all of Rune Midgard.
   62. You have a special place to level for each set of levels.
   63. You have all the second job items for your character before you get your first job.
   64. You can achieve the first 20 levels without a weapon.
   65. Your answer the question, “What is your contact number?” is your characters name.
   66. You’ve read a fan fiction about RO.
   67. You’ve made a fan fiction about RO.
   68. You dress up as Ragnarok characters during Halloween or any time you want.
   69. You are a GM in private servers.
   70. You have the schedule of appearance of every boss of every type, of every area, of every server, accurate to the millisecond.
   71. You go around looking for a college that offers Alchemy courses.
   72. You enter the seminary expecting to learn Heal, Sanctuary, and Magnus Excorsismus.
   73. You don’t enter museums in fear of mummies coming alive
   74. You have a tendency to start singing in a really horrible voice and expect your audience to freeze.
   75. You expect your bowl of jello to turn into a purple fluffy bird or a human life-form.
   76. You randomly ditch herbs into a test-tube without water and expect something to happen.
   77. You really hope a visual image of a Potion bottle comes out of that test-tube with ‘Success!’ printed on it.
   78. You throw a knife/dagger at any living life-form and expect it/him/her to turn into a poring.
   79. You try different grasses you see on the ground when you’re injured.
   80. You just killed your pet rabbit expecting to find Carrot Juice.
   81. You skipped school so you can level-up and to take an exam for 2nd job class.
   82. You actually stabbed the ‘Santa Claus’ in Christmas just because you thought it was an Antonio. After all, it will teleport after a few seconds.
   83. You refuse to join when someone says they want to go explore an ice cave, because you know you cant beat Ktullanux and you don’t wanna try.
   84. You expect random animals to come and attack you on sight.
   85. You have tested and rated each stat and skill build of a job and posted them on a website or blog.
   86. You approach a lady wearing an apron and ask if she can warp you to somewhere.
   87. You expect an alligator in the zoo to stand up and chase after you.
   88. You always bring a backpack, knife and an apple when you’re outside of a city.
   89. You attacked your twin cause you thought he might be a Doppelganger .
   90. You cut off the ears of your pet rabbit and wore it.
   91. You attack your real-life friends while yelling PVP.
   92. You expect tigers in zoos to smoke pipes.
   93. You say Zeny instead of dollar.
   94. You are wary of turtles.
   95. You wear your sisters panties thinking it would give you better defense.
   96. You check everything you buy if it has slots.
   97. You talk about RO and nobody gets what you’re saying.
   98. You attack goats.
   99. You think that the ninja turtles are allied with the Turtle General.
   100. You use the /commands for emoticons when chatting on Yahoo! Messenger or any other messengers.
   101. You’re married before you’re legal.
   102. Your best friend is just as crazy as you.
   103. You live half across the world from that best friend.
   104. You have a novice that is level 99 that beats the sh*t out of 2nd jobs.
   105. You dump leaps of useless junk to anybody wearing an apron.
   106. You run away from maids.
   107. You sell grass to store clerks.
   108. You sold a bunch of jellies, too.
   109. You tried to use overprice once when you were using a Merchant.
   110. You tried to use discount once, too.
   111. You hate math, but will get into an argument about attack ratings.
   112. You can navigate GH half asleep while avoiding monsters.
   113. You refuse to enter graveyards without a priest.
   114. You expect the corpses in the graveyards to becomes zombies and attack you.
   115. You expect the priest with you to cast Magnus Excorsismus.
   116. You tried to use the skill Steal once.
   117. You failed and got beaten up.
   118. You ask for heal and expect an Acolyte or a Priest to help you.
   119. You expect the healing process to be instantaneous.
   120. You expect things to fall out of every fly you kill.
   121. You can recite the exams for second jobs.
   122. You are still reading this list.
   123. You can actually relate to it.
   124. You can add more to it.

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